Monday, December 23, 2013

Dish soap? Shampoo? Whatever!!!

Ok so I forgot my book that I write everything down to write to yall, so I will try to remember everything.

I am very excited to talk to my family on wednesday! I got my skype account set up before I saw the email from mom and lauren, dad has it. so no worries.

I will call about 10 in the morning your time.

Yeah kevin told me he was going to korea! super cool.

I love all the pics of snow. looks so fun!! cool sculptures as well!

I was emailed by shannons girls this week! Thanks to all them who wrote me! I loved the letters!

I got a few letters this week. One from a little girl in our ward who I honestly didn't even know! IT was fun. One from my best sister ever, the most faithful in handwritten letters than any other sister before! love those. One from rachel Uryan! cool to hear from her, laurie, you will have to get me her email.

Thanks to grandma and grandpa simpson for the money for christmas! It will also go towards my super cool scripture cases I am getting, I can't wait to show you all.

Thanks to alex for putting in my bowl game guesses, lemme know when I win.

mom, don't worry, I will hog the airheads.

To answer a question, yes we eat food off the street a lot, an empanada is super cheap, like 75 cents. maybe a mayanesa sandwich, which is like a thin fried chicken breast. I have eaten burger king a time or two, haven't gotten to the pizza hut yet.

I held a baby duck. It was cute.

there is a gatorade here that is apple flavored. Its actually pretty good.

I did a division for a day with the zone leader elder phippen and it was great, it really strengthened my confidence in my ability as a missionary.

We ran out of dish soap, so we used shampoo. It worked just fine! Hahaha

I tried to make frosting, but I don't have shortning, it doesn't exist here, so it wasn't very good. send me a nice big can of shortning will ya? never thought I would be asking for that...

I saw the christmas devotional in spanish yesterday, super cool! reminded me of last year when I was actually there with laurie! Good times...

so with the couple who was going to get married, they weren't quite ready but it for sure will happen this saturday! and marcelo came to church again and brought his little brother bruno, so we are planning to baptize marcelo saturday too! 3 in one day! and we have a bunch more that are progressing for the following weeks. Its super exciting to see the fruits of these last two months! Glad to see these people finally taking that first step.

Well I don't remember any more. But hey, I love you all, have a very merry christmas. Remember, don't be one of the "inn" crowd, but be one of the "stable" few!

can't wait to talk to my family! for everyone else, enjoy it! I hope it snows a boatload.

love you all, remember the ultimate gift of christmas, that God gave His own Son so that we all can live together for eternity, with inexplicable happiness with no end. What better gift could you ask this christmas?

love you all, thank you for all your support as always.

Your less than freezing missionary, Elder jake
 
 Our Christmas lights - they are purple.


 This is exactly what my mom wanted to see. This little guy that has been living with us. a good 2 inch long cockroach! We found it after we sprayed down our stuff good with the crazy bug killing stuff. It works good.

This is us and a member on the left, Hma fatima, and two investigators, Hma adelaida and carina. We discovered carina when she came home from argentina, she is the sister of marcelo, lujan, and bruno. she is super interested. This is after the christmas devotional.
 
 
We thought this was cool.

Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 16, 2013

Dreaming of a white Christmas!

I'm dreaming of a white christmas, just like the ones I used to know. Please send snow, and investigators, and presents under the treeeeeee.

Haha hey everyone! sup?

Ok I am gonna tell you all about my week, REady??

I was sick.

and that's all.

I really was sick all week, I got a stomach flu that has been going around I suppose, so I came to know the bathroom wall and the ceiling above my bed quite well. We are now good friends.

I am getting better now. No worries. It's quite ironic, we had the most investigators in church that we have ever had, 4! and the highest attendance, 104! and a bunch of less actives. super ironic that the week we don't work we have the most success....

The family alvarenga, (the family of marcelo) I don't know what happened. They haven't been to church in weeks. They were soo good!! We gotta get marcelo baptized, then his siblings, then their mom. just one more attendance for marcelo!!

Our 4 investigators that did come are cleto and his wife nelida, a couple about 45 years old, their 16 year old son and his cousin. The couple have 3 attendances, and they are incredible. We are going to teach them every day this week, get them married on saturday and baptize them right after. They are great. We have hardly taught them anything, because of being sick and such, so we go work to do with them! But they are solid. Reference from a less active brother we are working with, hopefully they can boost each other and both get to the temple! solid!!

Skype this christmas!! I am pretty sure we are going to call on christmas day, but I am not sure what time yet. so email me what skype account or whatever I need to do to be able to call for christmas. Thanks, can't wait! Btw, I sent a letter home for christmas, I hope you all will get it by then.

Ok, so I realize that the bowl games are coming up soon, so here are my picks.
for me, pick the team whose campus is the closest to the location of the actual bowl game. But all teams from utah trump, I vote for Utah, Byu, utah state, and team from utah who makes it.
Thank you.

Ok so here are my guesses for what my presents are based on the scriptures that I was given as a hint.
matt 4 19 swedish fish
2 ne 17 20 razor
d and c 1 38 new era
d and c 29 39 candy
d and c 82 14 through 15 duct tape
dand c 84 109 slippers or socks
matt 25 35 food or candy
2 ne 13 6 clothes

That is all. Wow I am done early this week... I didn't have very much to write I suppose. 

I am emailing matt fletcher! I guess he is getting rained on and doesn't speak laotian very much. shame. my homecoming testimony is gonna sound cooler than his!! haha just kidding, but serious, I want to be able to bear my testimony in Guarani. and pray at least. That would be the bees knees.

Next transfer will be in 2 weeks, and I most likely will get a new companion. I might even have to train, which will be scary if that happens! But hey, I decided that if I train I am gonna great my kid (missionary I will train) and convince him that I am from scotland. I just wanna convince someone that I am from scotland. What's the capital of scotland? I gotta know these facts to pull it off. I can't just keep saying homeland. But yeah, maybe I will just only speak in a scottish accent whenever I speak in English from now on. That'd be fun. We'll see.

Well yall are just great, thanks for all your support! love you all!

Until next time, christmas eves eve. I hope it snows enough for you all to make a snowmissionary. just an idea kevin, mckay, and alex.

love elder jake
 
Jake is in the upper left corner of these photo's
 

 

Monday, December 9, 2013

100 days and counting!

Wow I have been out here for longer than I thought. It goes fast.

mom, that's soo funny that you have been stalking Hermana Hunt, what does she say thats more descriptive? Y'all know that I ain't no good talker of this here language merican.

alex. I would like rachel sandorfs email please. Thank you.

We got a little christmas tree and lights and stuff! We also got a ceiling fan in our room. The little things that makes life so wonderful.

mom, I took out about 20 bucks today from the christmas gift of grandma, I am gonna buy some sweet scripture covers. Thanks Grandma k!

my belt started to break the other day, so I bought electric tape and wrapped it completely. super cool, and pretty resourceful I thought.

I bought "horse carrots" and thought of my fam, cuz there aren't baby carrots here. but no worries, they taste the same haha

some guy told me to say hi to obama. so when yall see him, give him my best regards.

I got my christmas packages! I look forward to opening my presents and guessing with the scriptures on them!
THank you for the tree, I have a pic that yall need to see on the blog of it. It made me quite a happy missionary.
Thank you for pictures, I always love pictures!
Pretzals were deliciously salty, and the chocolate pretzals equally sublime.
my comp says thanks for the stocking for him too!
thanks for the recipies, I am gonna make cookies someday if I ever have time.
I loved the gingerbread ornament, it really did smell and remind me of home.
Thank you to everyone for the letters as well, its amazing how much more it touches me out here to get a letter from my grandma or sister or cousins. Thank you all, I cherish every one.

mom, yes we got a conference liahona in English to read.

you bet I popped all the bubble wrap in my package.

Weird tradition here, everyone for a few days walk to this city a ways away. like overnight many of them. hoard the street. They walk for the cause to help heal someone or something of that effect. I respect their faith, even if it isn't in the right Person.

Incredible experience the other day. We were gonna go build a house of this lady. There was a big storm and this poor lady basically had her house collapse on her. she has to be 70 or 80. anyways she is living with neighbors and is ok, just mentally scarred a little. But we had this planned activity to go and do this project. so that morning we woke up early and I had a terrible feeling about it. I couldn't explain it. I expressed my concern with my comp who did not feel the same way. so we called president to ask what to do, because I could see no logical reason not to go. It was going to help immensely. He basically told us to pray together and figure it out. we decided after prayer to go, and just be cautious. We get there and get a phone call from President, he says, are you guys building? I told him yes, he said, good, I know why you felt to call me this morning. I have been wanting to do service with my family, can we come and help for a few hours?

Now you have to understand, being a president of over 400 missionaries, as well as an hour and a half distance between us and his family, this is quite a unique circumstance. His whole family came, I got to know them better which was great. To be honest we probably didn't help the guy who was building the house too much because of our inexperience, but it was nice to be a part of it.

after however, we invited them to meet a family that we had just activated, the familia acosta. The hermano acosta had written a letter for the president about a week before telling him how the missionaries had helped him and his family and President had read this letter to every one of the missionaries in the mission, to help boost them to work with inactive and less active members. so of course he said yes, and we went with president and his family all of us in work clothes to meet them. You should have seen their faces. It helped strengthen them soo much. Ever since this family has been so much more spiritually inclined before temporally. They only had great things to say about us as their missionaries (thank goodness) and it was an incredible visit. It's incredible how God can link all these things together and make things work out how they need to.

Well I love you all, especially my family. I have realized the incredible love I have for my family. I apologize to the rest of my friends who read this, yall are great and I love you all very much and appreciate your support, but I have realized how important the family is. I love you all. let me leave you with this quote.

You can count the seeds in a single apple, but you can't count the apples in a single seed.

This is soo true of missionary work.

I love you all, tune in next week.

from your ever sweating elder, Elder jake simpson
 
 This is what our bedroom looks like! and that fan is all we had to keep cool at night until we got got an overhead fan this week! some missionaries have air conditioning. we have mosquitoes and  hot air blowing around. living the life!

 This is what our kitchen/study room looks like!


 me and my sweet olimpia shirt!! and new watch! side note, sorry that I didn't make my bed mom...

 This is my wall, lots of quotes, and not in this picture now includes more quotes and christmas cards from fam and cousins! If you look close at the map in the middle far right of the pic, its upside down. don't ask my why he did it that way

 These things are everywhere and as big as a softball


This is our little christmas tree, this was before I got the object in the next photo...

The christmas tree my fam sent!! Thank you mom for being so creative.


**comments from Mom - I came across a sister missionary's blog who turned out to be Hermana Hunt who is serving in the same city as Jake. It is fun to read his version of events and then hers. She is in the pink and Jake is behind her. They were in the MTC together. She said, "Elder Simps is a big nerd, but he is cool and watching out for me since we are the only two Americans in our area right now." She said the two of them try to play piano for the branch on Sundays.
 Ultimate Frisbee with District - Photo from Hermana Hunt
Elder Jake, his Companion Elder Herrera and Hermana Hunt with the other sisters from their area. (Itagua) Photo by Hermana Hunt
 

Monday, December 2, 2013

Taylor Swift and Tropical Storms

These Mondays come so fast.

No pics today, bad computer.

A lot of the work right now is with less active and new converts. There are less active members everywhere that havent been to church in years, arent ever sure what church they were baptized into.

People accept us quite easily, anyone in fact. They just say at the end of the lesson, I am Catholic, it's my culture and my family, we respect you but we don't want to join your church. You have your church, we have ours. This is the rejection we get. Super soft. But we have a lot that sincerely want to follow Christ, just most don't want to do anyhting about it. There is some bias against the USA, I had a guy ask me where I was from, and I said US, and he said, Boom boom. Like a bomb. It wasn't me I say. I was also shown a video of a song making fun of the attack of the twin towers. A lot of people down here were quite pleased when that happened aparently. There is a strong bias that the US thinks its better than everyone and goes and starts wars with everyone, and enters any country they want with their stores and stuff. It's hard to defer these biases, but I try to avoid them.

Those are some sweet gingerbread houses, ships, and horses you all made! But I will be quite clear. The Reign of the Gingerbread Castle has not been overthrown.

All the Thanksgiving festivities and such sound so fun! I am sad to have missed them, however I will gladly sacrifice. 

So a little tender mercy this week, we fell upon a nice brownie recipe, and so we made them with members like 3 different times. MMMmmmm good. And no, I did not put too much salt in them this time. 

Here are some more English words that they use here. Super, extra, and one that is quite funny because they think it is Guarani, Grapefruit. Super random.

WEll I did my weigh in that I am gonna do every transfer cycle, and I have now gained 15 lbs since I left. And it has absolutly nothing to do with the following story.

It was Elder Herrera's Birthday yesterday, and he wasn't shy about letting everyone know. So in the last few days I am sure I have eaten half a cake all by myself. They are actually quite good down here.

I would like to announce the End of the 5 day reign of Dirty Socks. I got all my clothes back, although I think I am missing a few pairs of pants, but I am ok for now.

So no, there is no thanksgiving here, however, there is black friday. Super odd.

I have now discovered that the mustache shirts have made it to paraguay. Super funny.

WE finally got 100 people in our sacrament meeting! We are growing!

Funny thing about sacrament meeting here is that the parents let the children roam free. 10 kids running around the aisles, jumping off pews, it's always quite exciting with investigators in church.

So usually when I show people the pictures of all my family and friends, they always pick someone that they are convinced is my girlfriend. Every missionary has a girlfriend I guess to them. So I have come up with a solution. Instead of telling them that I don't have one, I tell them that I do have one, her name is Taylor Swift. The kids laugh cuz they know her, so I tell them that she doesn't know yet. and the adults just believe me. It settles their minds and they don't ask anymore.

So yesterday was a fun storm, reminded me half of the other side of heaven, and half of the windstorm in Bountiful a year or two ago. A bunch of trees down, our power has been off and on, mostly off. Exciting stuff. But the road was full of water, I would have taken pics, but my camera was dead and I couldn't charge it cuz the power was out.

Well that's all I really have for this week. I have been sorta sick, so my comp has been stressed because our numbers aren't good. But I got meds from the nurse, which really just reversed the symptoms for a day then finally got better. I am all good now. Just hot. I pretty much sweat all the time. Super humid. Super hot. But hey, this is Paraguay! 

Love you all, study the scriptures by topics, you can learn soooo much.

From the heat to the snow, Love Elder Jake

Monday, November 25, 2013

ok, now 3 months

I realized that I was a little hasty last week in saying 3 months. Now its 3 months.

so I don't know if thanksgiving is this week or the last, but they don't celebrate it here. In fact, when I tried to explain it to someone they didn't understand why we stuffed ourselves and watch football to give thanks. shes got a point.

To answer questions. last week I went into the office, so when I was there I plugged in my pendrive to the computer to download the 1000 songs they have. I am just using my comps speakers.
I didn't have a conversation with Elder Rigby, so I have not told him about how my mother stalked him. Yes I talked to Elder mcswain about the bangerters! I was like, yeah they are in my ward! me and emily are friends! He was like, isn't she like 13? Haha funny stuff. 

so mom, about that time our for women thing, how in the world did you get grandma to hold up that fake mustache???? hahahahahahahahahaha sooooooo funny!!!

so I tried my home debit card this week, and it worked. I withdrew about 25 bucks. so lemme know if someone is coming down to arrest me for fraud or anything.

so we have been having problems with getting our clothes back from the people who wash them. let's just say I have been wearing the same pair of socks for 4 days now. Yeah. haha

There is a word here that they use to mean child, creatura. literal translation means creature. so like, the creatures are playing outside. super funny.

lauren, thank you for the letters! I got a bunch more this week! Including the Rm application which made me and many other people laugh very hard.

so mom, I am sorry, I don't wear my seatbelt here. That's only because there is never anything to clip it into. None work. I apologize.

Ok, so there was a wedding and baptism of the other missionaries in our ward this week! super cool! Only like 35 people were there, it was in the church gym, and the only decorations were some boquets and a heart made out of balloons. It was really more of a formality, seeing as they already have kids who are adults. The wedding favors included hotdogs, and sprite. Elegance at its finest.

so I had a cool experience this week. I was sitting in a lesson teaching the Restoration, and whenever we teach this lesson satan always sends a distraction, a crying baby, anything. This time it was in the form of a barking dog. for half of the lesson this dog was barking and making noise. finally I thought to myself to do something, and I knew that it was good, so I had the faith, probably not fully, to do it. I turned and said to the dog, in English, Be still. That's all I said. and you know what? That dog did not bark nor make one noise for the rest of the lesson. Incredible. I am just grateful to my Father in Heaven for showing me that I do have the power and authority to act in the name of christ, and I grew such a greater respect for this divine calling I am on. Truly, even though no one saw, this was a miracle for me.

Happy anniversary on the 30th mom and dad! Whatre you at, 25?

Here is a lot like West Bountiful. Everyone is related somehow. super funny.

so I had a good trade this week. I traded this guy named jose my watch that he really wanted for his classic, 50 dollar Olimpia jersey. Then I went and bought a cool white watch for 5 bucks. Haha good trade right? Its a super cool jersey, I took a pic, I will send it later.

I had a lesson in English! This guy is a less active member and he teaches English and studies it. His english is probably as good as my spanish. But he wanted to speak in English! so we talked about the tree of life, and it was fun to be the lead companion for once, and to be able to say what I want to say! It was super weird at first, I kept wanting to go into spanish!! funny.

so in spanish there are words that they just use in English, and some are random.
chance (pronounced wrong, but still English)
look (as in my look is a white shirt and tie)
break, as in lets take a break for a while
fetch, among members this is popular because of north american missionaries
okay. everyone says ok.

so on the buses, the collectivos, there are people that try to sell you stuff. candy, food, magazines, beer (which they call leche, or milk), jewlery, coloring books, you name it. some even pass out the candy, then you have to wait til they return so you can give them it back, because if you eat it, you pay for it. Haha it should be illegal. But hey, its funny.

Well I love you all, thanks for all the support you all give me! I pray for your safety and happiness. 

Remember how powerful the Book of mormon is. If this book is true, our whole church is true. If this book is true, everything we say and do is true. This is fundemental to everything we teach. Without a testimony of the Book of mormon we just cannot gain a testimony of anything else. It's important.

Yall are great, hope you enjoyed the show, until next time...

Elder jake
 
 
This was the district for the first change.
from left to right, Elder hathaway, Breton, me, funk, Herrera being dumb, and wing, who is home now.
Hermana willis, alania, sanchez, tomco, santos, puac, linares, hunt, and villanueva above hunt.
 
 This is such a great picture.
 
 
 my Halloween package!! oh the joy! It was all gone in like 3 days.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Cows in the street and watermelon on heads

Wow. 3 months. Unreal. It has not been that long.

So great about Zayah!! I am super proud of him. That made me so happy!

Well I don't have many questions to answer, which is ok, I have stuff to write. Always. Sorry for no pics again.

First of all, random cows roam the street. We try to avoid them because some have some nice horns.

I spitshined my shoes the other day real quick on the way out the door and my comp was super confused. I had to explain to him what spitshining was. He asked me if I do the same thing with my hair. Haha super funny, I never thought it would be so weird. He also has all these presumptuous thoughts about the USA from movies and reality tv, that all kids spit at their parents and all rebel all crazy and stuff. I try to tell him that reality tv is really the crazies, but he assures me that he "knows what the US is like" and that Utah is probably just different. Silly him.

I got music!! Oh how is sooths my soul. I love it.

We saw a lady walking with a watermelon balancing on her head. Super cool.

The culture here is very Catholic, and they believe in a bunch of Virgins and the Child Jesus mostly. It's hard cuz its their culture, so when we ask them to change, we are asking them to shirk their culture. Its hard.

I bought a hymnbook! then lost it... Rats.

We had the meeting with Christofferson! He spoke in perfect Spanish! Wow. I got to shake his hand! I also asked him a question, I asked him how the Gospel had helped him in his life. It was weird cuz everyone else asked about investigators or how to teach, but I just wanted to know that!

I met Elders McSwain and Rigby! Super cool guys.

Its funny in the mornings when its like 60 degrees and everyone has beanies and coats. Haha silly Paraguayans think its cold.

Super cool member Baptism this week. We filled the font, but the water looked like lemonade. So we cleaned it out and filled it again, grabbing buckets and filling in sinks to hurry it up. Super funny and fun! She will have a great story to tell.

Well I gotta go, it is short this week, I didn't have my full 2 hours. 

WEll remember everyone that Jesus Christ suffered for us one by one. One by one he felt our pains, one by one he suffered our guilts, one by one he thought of us in the Garden. He loves us. 

With all my imperfect yet sincere love for you all, Elder Jake


Monday, November 11, 2013

In the groove now


so I feel like I just was here! Wow so fast. I feel like I just left the airport. Boy how much more confident I feel however.
I always forget what I have already said in these letters, sorry if I repeat anything ever.
so I see it is snowing! I miss snow. I wanna go sledding. Oh good times. I remember all my extreme sledding injuries. Oh those were the days.

more packages!! Yay! I like those. They make me happy.

I am talking to Noah a touch more now, he had told me stuff about it. Its fun to talk to him super shortly.

Its fun to here about all these things! jackie getting home.. crazy sauce. cassi in china? wow. Thats super cool, I can't wait to see the list of the missions of people. How is casey doing on his mission stuff?

so the guy who had ants crawl on his feet is named vidal. super cool guy. We asked him what is the book of mormon? he said, True! haha he just has a problem getting to church. But he knows so much, he has read more in the Book of mormon than most of the members here.

laurie clark, happy birthday this week, I am sorry I forgot what day exactly, but I am pretty sure its this week.

I got a letter from one rachel sandorf this week! If this one rachel sandorf would kindly email me we could talk much more easily. Thanks Rach!

mom, in my bucket of stuff in the bottom I belief I have my prayer rug from forever ago. The next time you send something, could you send that? That'd be lovely. I would love that.

my comp is a convert since 10, but really he says he was a punk and not active good member til 18. he is 20 now, a year into his mission. He is from a more rich part of columbia, I think his family is quite wealthy actually. I havent seen his letters or packages if he has gotten them. His fam are all members I think.

I will send pictures slowly, I gotta do it in order so I don't miss any I wanted to send. I am slowly catching up. I have taken pics of the apartment and stuff, but I havent sent them. also, we don't take cameras out proselyting cuz well, a tall well dressed american with a camera is a big target for people who lack sufficient funds.

so to tell you all how it is here, I will be quite plain and clear. It has been the hardest 5 weeks of my life. But I have grown so much more confident. I know the lord works for the best, and sometimes I feel like I am being put through the ringer. But hey, I have a ways to go right? Insert winky face here.

The truth is, most of the stress relief I had at home isn't here. I have had to learn new ways. I can't go talk to alex, I can't shoot hoops with mckay, I can't sit and play guitar, I can't listen to kevins comedianisms, I can't text friends, I can't even just stop to rest in my bed most of the time. That is the hardest part about out here. learning new ways of relieving stress. like working harder. Oh the faith that I lack still sometimes. my God knows me. He knows my lazy tendencies. It's for the best. 

come what may, and love it.

Whats it like at home without me? less stress? are you saving tons of money on cheesesticks and pretzals and frosting?

may I touch on the subject of the incredible strength of my mother.
let me just say, that I have not seen a stronger woman in the world than my mother. When she got called to be the Relief society Pres and then a few weeks later got diagnosed with cancer, I wasn't sure how she was going to take it. When surgeries followed and she couldn't do very much for a while, she still made cards for the people who gave us food and snacks and treats. she still talked to sis mckenzie and helped her. she came to soccer games, climbed hills, all these things she did to support her family and friends when really she was the one who needed the support. along with other experiences that she has been through with different things, I am so proud of my mom. she is an incredible woman. sorry mom, I am sure you cannot read this far because your vision is going blurry, if I know you at all. my mom really is my hero. I never really have had a hero until now, but I look back and see all that she and so many other people have done for me and I am just incredibly grateful. 

You all are the reason I am here. You helped me to get here. Now I am here and I get to do the same for others. What a blessing it is.

sidenote, whats Bishop salmons email? thanks.

Ok, back to life in Paraguay.

dogs. there are like 5 per household. crazy. they breed like no other.

I created an Excel sheet for references the other day. Who knew computer tech would come in handy?

modesty is a huge issue here. The men don't wear shirts a lot, the women really arent modest either. You can tell who the mormons are in the street.

can you send some magic korean no itch stuff? Is there any? Idk thatd be grand.

a lot of times there is juice that people handmake. The problem is there is always pulp. and its hard for me to drink stuff with pulp. They also all share cups. Exciting.

The other day we ate undercooked scones essentially. and yall know how much I get sick with scones. so I tried to down it with juice, which tasted like cough syrup. That was not a happy day. we went home and ate something else.

fail of justin beiber in paraguay, he comes out for a concert and says, hola uruguay! People hate him now.

I heard the jonas brothers the other day! that was fun.

people here legitly play volleyball without hands. super cool.

my companion does P90x in the mornings, and it always reminds me of the Byutv studio c sketch about it. Haha I hate it, but I love it! seriously, he says that.

There is a soccer rivalry here, cerro and olimpia, they played yesterday and tied. no one is happy. but hey, no revolts or loud cheers last night.

saturday was a long day. We took this kid marcello who we haven't taught him anything, but he wanted to come with us to teach, so we brought him along! We walked all afternoon, probably 10 miles, and we couldn't find anyone to teach, all the appointments fell through, poor kid probably didn't know what he had gotten himself into. But hey he came to chruch this sunday!! I wasn't expecting that. He is a stud. He is gonna be my first baptism, I know it.
 
Well I will end with a good quote that I thought of a while ago

"Some things in life are so sweet that they change our perception of sweet altogether."  me!

love you all. Thanks for the support. You all are the reason I am here, and more. keep up the work.

With all the love my imperfect heart can muster, 
Elder Jake
 
 I thought that this selfy was shweet. me and templo buenos aires!


 
This is the other district in the ccm.         right to left, going on top
Elders white, boyer, dye (best missionary ever), bronson, teloma, ricci behind, I can't remember the names of the two shorter elders to the left, we called them timon and pumba. I will look that up later. The hermanas from left to right, dolan, buss, hunt. hma hunt is in my district now.